the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

(via rai-brid)

pamandab:

This is one of the best moments in Night Vale’s history!

deathpoolquinn:

mortuary-mary:

legalize wheat and wheat by products.

*sheriff’s secret police sirens*

deathpoolquinn:

mortuary-mary:

legalize wheat and wheat by products.

*sheriff’s secret police sirens*

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Fiona: I wish Steven Moffat could be removed from Dr Who.

Me:  Surgically.

Fiona: A Moffectamy.

shinyumbre0n:

DID U KNOW THAT IRN BRU ARE GIVING AWAY IRN BRU TARTAN KILTS WITH 24 PACKS OF CANS I THINK THIS IS A THING PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW

kiddthemaniac:

flyingtit:

karaldabra:

??? EXPLAIN ???

you gotta get paint tool sai or lazy nezumi for photoshop

I seriously cannot draw a straight line in Photoshop and this looks like it would save so much time for me. Thanks.

kiddthemaniac:

flyingtit:

karaldabra:

??? EXPLAIN ???

you gotta get paint tool sai or lazy nezumi for photoshop

I seriously cannot draw a straight line in Photoshop and this looks like it would save so much time for me. Thanks.

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keisuk3 said: Top 5 yaoi anatomies

oceanlord:

gatorbiscuits:

  1. 
I went searching in “Virgin Love”, and now I’m crying. I don’t understand what I am looking at.
  2. capset:

i CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY FUCKING GOD WHQBQRGREHTN
  3. image

The first one made me spit my coffee.

ritchandspace:

Dude, Peter Capaldi totally refused to flirt with Clara in the new series.

Damn, I’m so ready for this.

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I drew this today in a Livestream :)

I drew this today in a Livestream :)

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